In honor of all the people using today as an excuse to drink.

askirlmidnightcrew:

♠: i like my liquor like i like my knives

♦: I need something with a kick to keep up with these morons.

♥: HELL YEAH

    BOTTOMS UP YOU PUSSY BASTARDS

♣: FINALLY! I’VE BEEN NEEDIN’ A DRINK FOR A WHILE NOW!

♠: strong as shit

♦: I burn the pain away with vodka.

♣: BOXCARS MAKES THE BEST LEMONADE.

♠: i chug fuckin jäger

♥: AHHHHHH 151  

♣: CAN I HAVE SOME MORE, FELLAS?

trainedbrofessional: tnt dynamite tnt i’ll win the fight
trainedbrofessional: itchy the social worker the felt is your family now deuce
trainedbrofessional: itchy explains it all pretty spot on eh
prellaughingalonewithdetectives: jessicasephiroth: Deuce is finished. Woohoo. He will be included in the raffle. :3 He’s such a cutie. Hehehe. Will scan it when I get home. aAAAAAAAAAAAAAH PERFECT BABBY

askthemidnightcrew:

B’AWW

DEUCE 

Part One

askthemidnightcrew:

Clubs

Hearts

tricotee: MY SWEET BABBUS <3
airinn: “I’m a Member of the Midnight Crew, I’m a night owl and a wise bird too” Alrighty! Here’s the full crew, started this yesterday but didn’t get around to finishing it until today. Now I have nothing to write on it gdi
Clubs Deuce

ifeeloddlyviolated:

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homestuckjokes: Source:  paulscoolplace
trainedbrofessional: fuckin around looks like droog’s gonna shoot slick haha also will i ever settle on a human design for deuce and boxcars hmmm
tricotee: Don’t wanna explain that corpse? Hide it under Deuce’s bed.
charmsandpandas: Deuce, you sly thing you
trainedbrofessional: DON’T WORRY DROOG I’M SURE HE’LL BRING HER BACK ALIVE