♠: i like my liquor like i like my knives
♦: I need something with a kick to keep up with these morons.
♥: HELL YEAH
BOTTOMS UP YOU PUSSY BASTARDS
♣: FINALLY! I’VE BEEN NEEDIN’ A DRINK FOR A WHILE NOW!
♠: strong as shit
♦: I burn the pain away with vodka.
♣: BOXCARS MAKES THE BEST LEMONADE.
♠: i chug fuckin jäger
♥: AHHHHHH 151
♣: CAN I HAVE SOME MORE, FELLAS?