The kind of idiot who’s going to beat your spadey gangster butt with three BRONZESKINNED HARDBODY HUNKS, that’s who.
I really need to stop making these
Also this is a sequel to this I guess
8 months ago
312 notes
omg it looks like Karkat’s just sitting by himself in a dark room but he’s at his computer I promise
10 months ago
1,997 notes
midnight city more like midnight shitty am i right
edit: oops i fucked up his arm/eyepatch symmetry o well
12 months ago
175 notes
♠: i like my liquor like i like my knives
♦: I need something with a kick to keep up with these morons.
♥: HELL YEAH
BOTTOMS UP YOU PUSSY BASTARDS
♣: FINALLY! I’VE BEEN NEEDIN’ A DRINK FOR A WHILE NOW!
♠: strong as shit
♦: I burn the pain away with vodka.
♣: BOXCARS MAKES THE BEST LEMONADE.
♠: i chug fuckin jäger
♥: AHHHHHH 151
♣: CAN I HAVE SOME MORE, FELLAS?
♥: LIMEY ASS BASTARDS
♦: Disgustingly inefficient and unprofessional.
Or, in layman’s terms, “Fuck ‘em”.
♠: those assfaced nancy muffins are on the wrong end of my stabbing list with their fuckin imagination bullshit
i wonder if Sleuth and Dick built up an immunity to the ogling…?
ps. bugger to comic strips bugger forever
perfect
1 year ago
216 notes
seriously slick what ladies
there’s one woman in the entire intermission
and if you value keeping the contents of that box intact then i don’t recommend you give it to her
merry christmas, tumblr
1 year ago
104 notes
i wonder if Sleuth and Dick built up an immunity to the ogling…?
ps. bugger to comic strips bugger forever
perfect
1 year ago
216 notes
shes nothing like a girl you ever seen before
nothin you can compare to your neighborhood ho
im trynta find the words to describe this girl without bein disrespectful
throws up at how much i enjoy this pairing
SHIPPING LIKE WOAH
1 year ago
560 notes
